Singlish Xtreeeme

Joe zur huebschen JunctionFood-Frau:"I'll take a water...." - "Whaaat?"
"I wan't a waaater!" - "Ahhh you mean wader!"

Michi zur JunctionFood-Frau: "Do you have sparkling water?" - "Whaaat?" - "Sparkling water!" - "NO!"

Am ersten Tag: ( die koennen kein R aussprechen die Helden...)
Singapuuri: "Please go to block R!" - Ich:"Whaaat?" - "Block R!" - "Ahhh Block A!" - "No Block R!" - "Ahhh, ok,ok!" (wust jez aber immer noch net wirklich was er wollte... )

Oxford English:
Can you give me a cup of tea, please? - Yes, I can!
Singlish:
Give Tea? - Can, can!
Inderenglish:
Can la give me la tea la? - Can, la!